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[trialbyliar]

will pretty this up later

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[trialbyliar]

wow you're really bothering me for such a boring reason??
jeeeeeeez
i'm fine!
my body's actually totally invulnerable to damage!

[aluminumandash]

Hands seem ok. [ All those "e"s. ] You need anything? Bens got us all playing telephone.

[trialbyliar]

oooh well if you're offering i could totally go for some grape soda!

[aluminumandash]

Im gonna ask one more time.

[trialbyliar]

ugh you're not even a *fun* detective
what could you even offer that'd actually be useful?
are you hiding a med pack in your back pocket??
got a portable water filter on hand???
or are you just asking so you can pat yourself on the back for trying

[aluminumandash]

[ A kilo of cocaine. ]

Could tell you how to make a filter. That a pressing need?

[trialbyliar]

well there *are* multiple people over here in danger of dehydration
so no shit sherlock

[aluminumandash]

[ The jab cuts a little too close. Not hurtful: familiar. ] I meant do you have water to filter. Was also inquiring as to the state of yalls bowels.

[trialbyliar]

well there *is* water in the toilets
i'm pretty sure i'd rather die than drink that but maybe the others are desperate enough for it

[He's lying. He'd do that and plenty worse to survive here.]

aren't you stuck in a cell too tho
you should probably be worrying about yourself!!

[aluminumandash]

Dont change the subject.

You got a container? [ He eyes his own cell. None of the contents strike him as especially fucking sanitary. ] If thingsre real rough, you could cut up the mattress. Use it for a sponge.

[trialbyliar]

i *did* have a cooler, but that asshole cop stole it!!!
lol jk
it got left behind when i got dronenapped but i bet mr. ben's got it
if he's not an idiot anyway