[He's awake to hear the audio message come through – he's kind of an insomniac to begin with, and he was unconscious the whole day anyway – but he waits to reply with text so as to not disturb his companions that definitely need the rest.]
ugh you're not even a *fun* detective what could you even offer that'd actually be useful? are you hiding a med pack in your back pocket?? got a portable water filter on hand??? or are you just asking so you can pat yourself on the back for trying
You got a container? [ He eyes his own cell. None of the contents strike him as especially fucking sanitary. ] If thingsre real rough, you could cut up the mattress. Use it for a sponge.
i *did* have a cooler, but that asshole cop stole it!!! lol jk it got left behind when i got dronenapped but i bet mr. ben's got it if he's not an idiot anyway
[ She honestly was just hoping he'd freak out at the mention of a tampon. She wishes she could tell if he was playing chill or actually chill, but it's always impossible to tell how much of what Kokichi projects is real or not and it's especially hard to gauge anyone's level of chillness over text. ]
omg hey ur lame how are you so cool with this? dont most boys freak out abt the word 'tampon?' boooooo >:P
lol you really thought i'd be that lame and typical?? it's just a word hell even an actual tampon is just a bunch of cotton and string maaaybe you could have grossed me out with a used one but i see a lot of blood in my line of work so i'm pretty used to it!!
ew no im not touching a used tampon lol thats how you get hepatitus oh btw there's a big hairy caterpillar here he's crawling on the ground with his nasty little caterpillar legs
[ Maddy wrinkles her nose as she watches the caterpillar inch along. She's not going to hurt it, but she doesn't want to touch it either. ]
b/c you weren't grossed out by tampons so I had to think of something >:| except now I'm grossed out pls come get it you're a boy isn't this supposed to be like your job?! ;_;
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yup yup!
what's up mr. detective?
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jeeeeeeez
i'm fine!
my body's actually totally invulnerable to damage!
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what could you even offer that'd actually be useful?
are you hiding a med pack in your back pocket??
got a portable water filter on hand???
or are you just asking so you can pat yourself on the back for trying
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Could tell you how to make a filter. That a pressing need?
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so no shit sherlock
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i'm pretty sure i'd rather die than drink that but maybe the others are desperate enough for it
[He's lying. He'd do that and plenty worse to survive here.]
aren't you stuck in a cell too tho
you should probably be worrying about yourself!!
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You got a container? [ He eyes his own cell. None of the contents strike him as especially fucking sanitary. ] If thingsre real rough, you could cut up the mattress. Use it for a sponge.
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lol jk
it got left behind when i got dronenapped but i bet mr. ben's got it
if he's not an idiot anyway
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are you sure you want to owe me one?
you might end up regretting it (^_−)~☆
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it's a chance i'm willing to take
since i know you're evil and everything
but it's a super important favor
do you want to hear it?
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ok!!
you've intrigued me
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randvi needs a tampon. can you give her this one for me?
i would but i have to be somewhere
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soooo you have the time to give it to me so i can give it to her, but not the time to just cut out the middleman and give it to her directly?
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omg hey ur lame
how are you so cool with this?
dont most boys freak out abt the word 'tampon?'
boooooo >:P
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it's just a word
hell even an actual tampon is just a bunch of cotton and string
maaaybe you could have grossed me out with a used one
but i see a lot of blood in my line of work so i'm pretty used to it!!
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lol thats how you get hepatitus
oh btw there's a big hairy caterpillar here
he's crawling on the ground with his nasty little caterpillar legs
[ Maddy wrinkles her nose as she watches the caterpillar inch along. She's not going to hurt it, but she doesn't want to touch it either. ]
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what are you telling me for?
don't tell me you expect me to get rid of it for you lol
fat chance!!
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except now I'm grossed out
pls come get it
you're a boy isn't this supposed to be like your job?! ;_;
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i'm the ultimate supreme leader, i have people to do those kind of menial jobs for me
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so come protect me
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lol does that mean you're submitting yourself as my minion?
i don't take just anyone yknow!